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[pat]

Wow, I go out of town for the weekend and Joanie and Carol highjack the shark poast, never mind that it was Carol?s to begin with. I thought I was in the wrong topic.

But hey, put me down for some of that seafood?



One fish

Two Fish

See Food

Eat Food



Put mine on a Pizza.



Yes, let me concur, Ace has more holes in his head than a Swiss cheese, same colour inside too.



Hey I dream about snow, it?s called a NIGHTMARE.



Hope everyone made it through the time change ok.

I was over in Wisconsin. I had a dream I got up and turned the clock ahead but every time I got back to Michigan they changed the time again and I was back in Wisconsin and had to drive through Chicago again.

Talk about swimming with sharks????..





 

[Joanie]

Hi Ya Patman,



It's about time you got back. We miss you when your not around. Carol and I need a little support over here. Ace is trying to win a Poast race and it is us against the jester, bubba and I am not sure about Neon.



The seafood in my part of the country is nothing to brag about but every so often our Stator Bros. market puts out some good looking King Crab legs.

Next time I buy some I will think of you and have an extra leg in your honor. hee.



I made it through the time change but I am not sure about the other guys, my guess is they did.



By golly it must be swiss cheese inside Ace's head, never thought about that but that would surely account for all the holes and spaces.



People from Wisconsin have weird dreams, it may have rubbed off while you were visiting.



Glad your back.



Joanie











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[Ace]

HEY! HEY!hEY! WATCHIT!@1!@#(#! DANGIT.C'mon, people, let's just tone down the name calling and gossip after somebody leaves the dang poast for 5 minutes stuff. Criminy.



"Ooh, I think Ace's head is cheese." "Ooh, I think it's swiss cheese." "Ooh, yes, that must be it. It has holes and spaces and is cheese-colored."  



Geez Louise, I'm not the one with cheese on the brain. Or in it.



Look, if you'd get your heads outta the shark tank for a minute, and trying to change the time of day, maybe you could collect my thoughts.  I'm from the lower midwest, where we have a little corner of the world and we don't change our dang time.



And I do not have a head of cheese, or lettuce, or anything of the kind. I am a carnivore.  My head is all meat.



and, no, no one is sure about Neon. That's what makes him him. And as far as the climbing the telephone pole in the floodwaters, that had to be Oklahoma.



Baby is probably Bear.  



I'm not sure I'd want to climb a telephone pole with a bear. More from a bear. Unless they climb way better than me, then I'd just let the bear go up and I'd take off on the ground.  That sounds better.



Ace; do you have crab legs..?  Well, maybe if you wear long pants nobody will notice...

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[Carol]

Joanie,



Hope your DSL is working better now.



Boy, all this talk about crab legs, I'm going out to lunch with my friend tomorrow, I think we are going to have to go to a seafood place.



I only dream about snow in my daydreams, when it's about 95 outside with a 114 heat index.  Then I dream about it a lot.  I don't think I am asleep long enough to dream.  That's a strange dream you have.



And Patman, I guess for some people dreaming about snow would be a nightmare, especially if you deal with it all winter.  It might only take me one time of being snowed in, and I would feel totally different.  I would like to try it once, but living in FL. I don't see that happening anytime soon.



Hmmm, swiss cheese and Ace.  That might just be it.

And speaking of shark tanks here's one for you.  Sometimes they are hard to see. http://216.142.140.156/scripts/intercam.dll?MfcISAPICommand=CGI&device=camera1.0.0&pan=116.282&tilt=-23.4275&oldzoom=1&oldscale=0.75&zoom=1&scale=0.75&quality=clearest&brightness=normal&imagemap.x=221&imagemap.y=168



Carol





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It is never too soon to do a kindness, for one never knows how soon it will be too late.

[Neon]

First of all, I want to be sure this poast is correctly credited for the poast race. Just add it to the "Pizza" poast total. Ace told me the admins have the responsibility to take care of that.



This poast has drifted from shark to crab, and so I can no longer ignore it - nevermind the land shark with candygram comment. Ace and Joanie seem to be uncertain about my thoughts on crab. Just so everyone knows, I am unabashedly 100% pro crab. To clarify:



I grew up spending many summers at the Maryland and Delaware seashores, and fishing the streams of the eastern shore. When it was time to gather family and friends, we would get a bushel or more of Maryland steamed spiced blue crabs, gather the mallets and picks and bibs, put down paper on the picnic table, feast and converse. That was good eatin'. Adults drank beer, sometimes a lot. You can buy blue crab online from The Crab Place. So now you know.



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[Joanie]

Hi Carol, Neon and Aceio,



I'll try to get to back you guys later, having major problems accessing everything. Right now I am using the house line and DSL is not working.



Joanie



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[Joanie]

Hi Carol,



I thought I had my DSL problem resolved this morning but no such luck. I don't know what the heck is going on with Earthlink but the DSL is not useable at certain times on differrent days and I am getting no satisfaction from Earthlink and I am stuck with a years contract. They want me to send them all my system information and a bunch of stuff that deals with my system settings and after today I know there is nothing in my system that is causing it. This morning I thought for awhile there might be a mixup with my internal modem and the DSL modem but that is not the case.



What really worries me is when I started scratching my head today I ran into a block of cheese just full of holes and something bit my finger. Do you suppose Ace and Neon had anything to do with that. The picture of the Blue Crab was on my mind all day and since swiss cheese is my favorite cheese the strong subliminal message might have found its way through my head.



I better go and have some crablegs soon.



That Ace is so silly thinking I should  cover up the crablegs and Neon is starting to run a close second to him. I don't know which one is worse or harder to understand. What do you want to bet Bubba will be running behind the both of them before too long.



Ya gotta be in bed now.



Joanie



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[Ace]

While in Norfolk years back, my wife and I ordered soft shell crab thinking it would be a fine feast and good place to get the real deal.



It was the most pitiful, pitiable meal.



It was the "Plymouth Rock" of dining. Small, hard, and absolutely not impressive.



It was like a pudding, with bits of shell in it... What actual meat there was, was practically inedible.



We wound up going to Wendy's after for a burger. Criminy.





 

[Joanie]

Aceio, I had a bad experience with lobster once. Our local Vons market usually has very good meat and fish and I wanted to serve my birthday friend a Lobster and steak dinner. Fortunately, I took a bite before anyone else did and it was so bad it gagged me and we were unable to eat the stuff. Thank goodness the steak was OK.



Vons at that time had double coupons and if you weren't satisfied with their meat or fish they tripled your money back and I made a few bucks on the rotten lobster. It would have been much nicer if we could have enjoyed the lobster.



The moral of this story is anyone can have a bad experience with a fish dinner.



Joanie



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[pat]

Carol

I came across this cartoon today and thought of you, so I figured I poast it.

Sorry if it takes a while to load.



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Anyway, back to that snow thing. Now that winter is starting to fade a little, I guess it?s not all bad. It can be fun to go tobogganing down old baldy over at the state park. Howling snowstorms are ok if you don?t have to get out and drive. When I was a little younger I spent a few years on a crew that built houses on the big lake in the wintertime, now that was cold. At least now I know enough to start lining up inside work for the winter now and not wait until September.



Hey, perhaps next year we could trade places for a while.







 

[Carol]

Over Spring break my oldest son went to the keys. One day when he was diving with his friend, the sharks decided to join them.

A few more gray hairs for mom when I saw these pictures.

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Carol



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It is never too soon to do a kindness, for one never knows how soon it will be too late.



Edited by - carol on Apr 04 2002  05:25:59 AM