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Ace · February 24, 2002, 10:25 hrs

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http://www.poasters.com/forum/icon_star_red.gif" border=0>Hi, it's me, Ace.

"You're age", if you ask me.

Cripe, I hardly remember beatniks, let alone sputniks. Maybe they were thinking of Punks and it was spitniks.

Guess I'm old enough to remember a whole lot of people getting shot... that could be a sign, right there.

Ace:

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http://www.poasters.com/forum/icon_star_red.gif" border=0> wonder how you set these to "infinity" (or beyond).

n/a · February 24, 2002, 14:25 hrs

Be careful with those stars, you could poke an eye out. Whose idea was it to give you pointy things to play with anyway?

Oh, yeah -- RahRah!

Oh, Joa-nie...

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Ace · February 25, 2002, 04:02 hrs

Ha! Again, I laugh at and mock you! Ha!

Oh, you Four Star Hotels and Five Star Generals now have Nothing On Me! Moi! Ich!

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http://www.poasters.com/forum/icon_star_red.gif" border=0> shoot my clicker finger's getting tired...

I think I missed one or 3 in there. Dangit.

Okay, anywho. I up Right Up There In Rank. I Rank Up There With Any Of Ya Now! I Rank! I do!

I wish my mom was here to see this; she thought I'd always be just a lowly Jester but now I am a Leader Of Men!. Not so much women. I could be the first 10 Star Cheerleader too, so you better watch out, Rah Rah! Hah Hah!

Let's see. I thank I shall now Rate Myself.

Oh! I give myself

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stars!

Ha! Chortle! oops

Ouch!

My eye.... dangit. Shoot.

Ace: stupid dang things....why'd they have to be that pointy..

Joanie · February 25, 2002, 09:08 hrs

Bear, what did I do????????????? besides create a monster. If I ever have another idea like that again please take away my stars and strip me of my PomPoms and hang me by the neck right here in the Forum so all the Poasters can thrown gravel on me.

We know how to take those stars back don't you? or we could put blunt ends on them so the Jester doesn't drip blood all over the place.

The clown has gone absolutely Ape.

Joanie

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Neon · February 25, 2002, 13:49 hrs

Whoa, what's this about Ace getting extra stars?

Why does he get extra stars, and none of the rest of us do? That's not fair.

Poastmasters and Moderators, hear me and hear me well, if Ace gets extra stars, I want extra stars, too. And not just any stars, oh no, they have to be special stars. Like an

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No, the heck with that. You know what I want? Lucky charms. A

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Joanie · February 25, 2002, 16:51 hrs

OK Ace, now look what you've gone and done. Neon is insisting on more stars and soon the others will be asking for the same and you know it is not fair for one Poaster to have all the red stars.

Will your share your stars? You could give each Moderator one star and that should take care of that.

Joanie

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Ace · February 26, 2002, 04:06 hrs

Well, I haven't gone anywhere. And I'm not "done."

I ain't giving away no stars. No way, no how. They are my inheritance and solely for my own volition. You all can make up your own lucky stars and shoe your purple horses and whatever else Oklahomans ride through the gravel but in these parts I'm keeping what's mine. They're a symbol of my rank, which grows daily. More stars than used to appear on Red Square.

Tell ya what.. I'll sell them. At least some. I gotta keep a bunch, though, just to wear here so people will respect me for what I am.

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the Jester General King Lord Of The Manor Master of The House

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I'm the Biggest Fool Here

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Ha. Again I Laugh and Mock. Mock Mock. Ha Ha.

You people wouldn't know what to do with oops shoot

OW MY OTHER DANG EYE DANGIT SHOOT

oK, look, I gotta go and get a cold compress. geez freaking Louise.

who invented these stupid things. You could put an ear out with one

Ace

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http://www.poasters.com/forum/icon_star_red.gif" border=0>now hold onto it you idiot

dang

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pat · February 26, 2002, 11:19 hrs

Hey just let Ace have all them stars.

I just hope he/she/it has enough sense not to play in the tub with them.

Instead of stars, I think we should use Monkey?s Paws.

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Wouldn?t you rather have a bunch of Monkey?s Paws instead of some old stars?

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..............he heard the creaking of the bolt as it came slowly back, and at the same moment he found the monkeys's paw, and franticly breathed his third and last wish.

scuzzy · February 26, 2002, 11:28 hrs

Personally, I'd rather have a whole bunch of Scuzzys.

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n/a · February 26, 2002, 12:23 hrs

Hey, I've got an idea, necessity being the mother and all. Why not have a contest to make Ace a new signature image? GIF or JPG, 5KB or less. I guess finding one ready-made would be okay, as long as it's free to copy and use. If it's not on the web and you can't upload it, you could send it in e-mal to admin@poasters.com and we'll give you credit.

Let Ace pick the winner. Maybe that will make him happy enough to lay off the stars.

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Ace · February 27, 2002, 04:45 hrs

Look, I have no intention of getting laid off so don't even suggest it.

Secondly, I know you gotta watch out what you wish for so I better not. I also remember that in England you better be careful how you phrase things, the monetary measurement being in pounds and all. And if you want somebody to come visit, maybe you oughta think about where they've been for the last few days.

I kinda like the bobbin' bouncin' jester little guy. I'll keep going with the stars, but I tell ya, I'm getting the points.

Ace; in the kingdom of the deaf the one-eared man is king.

Joanie · February 27, 2002, 09:06 hrs

Hey Bear,

I didn't think Aceio would go for the contest. That giffy thing of his is very close to his heart, guess it has sentimental value from the past.

If the moderators start complaining we could offer them them animated gold medals or something better than plain old red stars. Now wouldn't that get the Jesters goat.

Joanie

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Ace · February 27, 2002, 15:03 hrs

ALERT! HEADS UP! DUCK! HEY!

SOMEBODY'S AFTER SOMEBODY'S GOAT DANGIT

gEEZ lOUISE you guys oughta just leave people's pets and stuff alone, ok? Criminy.

Shoot, and anyway, I'm all for all the gif jpeggy thingys I can find, so the more the merrier. I've only had like a dozen or so, through the years. Plus what I can pilfer here and there. Mostly there; haven't been that many over here.

I'll be glad to accept any awards, recognitions, commendations or the like. I thought Patman was kinda snotty with that "General Starz" crack, but shoot, he's probably snowed in and it's affecting (notice, Bear) his equilibrium and spelling and militia activities anyway.

ace; he's your Look Out. Look Out.

dcsun · February 27, 2002, 22:14 hrs

Hey Ace, how about this? Hope it has enough stars to keep you happy for a while!

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BTW: How many stars do I get if I win???

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Ace · February 28, 2002, 03:45 hrs

Ok. Okay.

Yeah.

That could work; I can get jiggy with that.

Yep. Thanks, Dave!

Wouldn't be bad even as a license plate, although I'd have to take the Nike one off the front. It sorta projects that hardware man motif, but in a colorful way.

I'll just lift and stash; put 'er in the collection.

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Too cool.

http://www.poasters.com/images/scuzzy.gif" border=0>shoot. holdonaminute. that stupid thing stuck to the paste.

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oh, c'mon now. Get back in there; I didn't pick you up.

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criminy

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what the

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oh be real

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http://files.triton.net/pattrucks/poasters/jesterblk.gif" border=0>ow my eye again

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shoot

ok I'm having some technical problems. Where's that tech room thingy

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LOOKOUT! DANG

OW MY HEAD DANGIT

OH MAN

ACE OW BYE SHOOT

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pat · February 28, 2002, 05:40 hrs

Hi Poaster Buddies,

It?s me, snotty-pat.

I think someone around here is having an identity crisis.

Must be one of those split personality things.

Or perhaps one could say, ?splintered?.

I think we should take those stars away from Ace and give him something a little safer to play with.

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Alright then,

You all have a good day.

This was just me,

snotty-pat.

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Neon · February 28, 2002, 10:51 hrs

Do you realize how incredibly hypnotic those jester bobble heads are? I sat staring at the screen like a cat for 15 minutes this morning, as the bobble heads moved in unison back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. They get my vote.

I wonder if they have school for jesters? Maybe where Ace works there are courses in jestering. Learning how to bobble like that must take years of study to perfect.

On another topic, somebody's birthday is next week. Anyone have any jester-related gif ideas?

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Ace · February 28, 2002, 11:10 hrs

Hey, 'Sno. Or Pat. That's a cool duck.. can I have it?

Thanks. Where'd you find the hat? It took me forever to get one with the two-sided bell things on. That is alright.

I'll tell ya, you get anyone calling you snotty, you just send them to me... I've got quite a few tissues here, let me tell ya...

You know, as far as those mesmerizing bobbing jester guys, that was a mistake. Shoot, so much of what I do is. I wind up hurting my eye one way or another, it seems.

Who's having a birthday? If we're buying something I hope we can all go in together, since I'm a little short of cash. Unless I can sell this duck...

I remember a joke in college, about a young man, young girl, a duck... sortof a sexual thing, so can't go into it here this being family oriented and all. Had a heck of a punch line, though after the duck was transacted and finally run over. Remember it wound up being "$20".

Man, those were the days. Speaking of colleges, I'm hoping there isn't a school for Jestering, since it's taken me this long just to figure out the programs we do have. Hey, somebody should do the "age gauge" on their birthday; just to see if it changes stuff.

I'd like to remember 1986; I think that'd be the best.

Thanks again

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n/a · February 28, 2002, 11:59 hrs

Well, you might think it's cute, but for some of us there's nothing more disturbing than a giant duck. Reminds me of that big mean Mimi chick on Drew Carey. Let's scale that thing down a little to prevent nightmares, okay?

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n/a · February 28, 2002, 12:17 hrs

Man, that didn't work too well. That last one looks like a still-giant duck is about to squat on my head. Brrr.

Let's try again.

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Ace · February 28, 2002, 15:44 hrs

And now, for a magic act.

I shall present, (no, not "present".... "present") for your amusement and mortification

"The Amazing Shrinking Duck"...

Voila...

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Thank you. Thank you.

Ace; he's magic.

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pat · March 04, 2002, 16:47 hrs

quote:
On another topic, somebody's birthday is next week. Anyone have any jester-related gif ideas?

Hey, that?s what this topic was about to begin with.

Ok, I?m ready for a party.

I got the cake

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Some of those fun exploding candles

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Presents

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Dancing

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An evil jester to tell scary birthday stories.

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And ducks for everyone.

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Joanie · March 04, 2002, 17:53 hrs

Hey Pat,

My birthday was 2 days ago but I'll take the cake and all the presents and leave Ace the ducks and the kicking skinless guys and he can have that very scary thing, that would give me bad dreams.

Joanie

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Neon · March 04, 2002, 18:47 hrs

Oh yeah, I almost forgot this thread was about your age. Without further ado,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANIE!

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Here's Joaniecake for you.

If I remember correctly from last year (may be a few days off), another illustrious poaster also has a birthday this week, so here goes:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACE!

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Acecake for you. You guys can share cakes, if you like. I think Joanies is strawberry, and Ace's is licqorice or something. May you have a happy healthy year ahead of you.

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Joanie · March 04, 2002, 20:07 hrs

Hi Neon,

Thank You for the delicious cake. I will share mine with you and all the Poasters. We might have a problem getting Aceio to part with a slice or two of his, we'll just shame him into it, he hates to be shamed.

Neon, is his a rum cake? If it is forget the sharing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR ACE.

Joanie

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Ace · March 05, 2002, 04:44 hrs

Well, that's all well and good, and I appreciate the sentiments, or sediments of it's wine, and all. But.

It's not my birthday.

Not even close. Way, way off. No where near. Otherwise:

LOOKOUT!#@! IT'S JOANIE'S BIRTHDAY! HOORAH! HOORAHRAH!

Ok. There; did my job. Cool. Good for her - that's great. Liquorace cake sounds pretty darn good. If it was rum cake I'd probably just squeeze a piece over a glass and drink the frosting.

So, thanks again. Great looking cakes, exploding ducks, all that. This poast chain must be the most visually stunning of all time, of all the chatrooms that have ever been, ever. Ever ever ever. Patman and Neon again team up to Take The Cake. and Bear, ever the caretaking moderator, tweaked ducks down to a manageable level, and Joanie created it all. With her birth. Thank goodness she was born, to bring cheer, here (not "hear"). And Scuzzy even appeared, which is so rare anymore, to lend his faces to the action.

Huh. I'm trying to figure which was scarier, that or the freaky skeleton jester thingy. Sorta hard to pick.

Wish it was my birthday, sorta. But it's not. Yet.

Ace; he was born too loose.

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Carol · March 05, 2002, 07:18 hrs

Hi Joanie,

Happy belated birthday!! Hope the day was fun and exciting.

And I was going to say happy birthday to Ace, but since he said it's not his birthday, guess I'll just have to save it for another time.

Carol

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It is never too soon to do a kindness, for one never knows how soon it will be too late.

Neon · March 05, 2002, 07:33 hrs

Well shoot. Ace, are you sure of when your birthday is? You have one per Earth year, right? If so, I was just going by this poast from last March 7, when Joanie wished you happy birthday, and you seemed to happily agree with that. So was I not even close and way, way off by 3 days, or 3 months, or 3 Mongolavian greppgwirks?

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Joanie · March 05, 2002, 12:33 hrs

Hey Neon, Ace and Carol

Neon, I have no idea how Ace's birthday came to be last year. Isn't that strange that he didn't deny it or make a fuss over the mistake. Guess he likes a variety of birthdays and that's OK it gives us something to talk about and it allows us to be creative.

Ace, I agree this forum is visually stunning. Where else have we ever been able to capture such fun gifs and jpegs and make pictures for Poasters birthdays. Thank you for your birthday greeting and the sweet words.

Carol, Thank You for the Birthday greeting. I appreciate it. I think Ace tried to steal my birthday but if he knew the year I was born in he might think twice about doing that again and unfortunately I am not referring to "jail bait years".

Love to you guys,

Joanie

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pat · March 05, 2002, 13:08 hrs

Well, happy Belated Birthday, Joanie.

To tell you the truth I couldn?t tell whose birthday they were talking about.

Just on the off chance it was Ace?s, I put in that evil looking jester fellow.

Here is one I think you will like better.

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Oh, and if you never knew anyone who was born

On a Friday the 13th, now ya do.

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