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3 dead guys

Started by Bubba, March 08, 2004, 13:07 hrs

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Three dead bodies turn up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened....
First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while on his honeymoon Miss Universe.
Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky.
Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Boy the  from Indiana, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken.
Like Grandpa used to say, "maybe there ain't nothin' wrong, but, somethin' aint' right."