You Might Be From The South If...

[Karen]

No offense to my southern friends and neighbors.  I've lived in the South most of my life and have no plans on leaving.  Just an oldie, but a goodie...

1.    The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2.    You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3.    You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4.    You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5.    Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

6.    You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7.    Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!"

8.    Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

9.    You think the last words of The Star Spangled Banner are:
      "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

10.  You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

11.  The bluebook value of your truck goes up or down according to how
      much gas it has in it.

12.  You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
      House of Tattoos.

13.  You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

14.  You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

15.  Your house has wheels but your cars don't.

16.  Your family tree doesn't branch.

17.  You have more appliances on your front lawn than in your house.

18.  Divorce or tornado...either way, someone's gonna lose a trailer.

[trav]

;D

[Neon]

17.  You have more appliances on your front lawn than in your house.

AH HA! Scuzzy IS from the south after all. OK, maybe southern north dakota. :P

Thanks, Karen :D

[Mark H]

I saw that exact same list, except it was titled "You Might be a Redneck if...."

Classic!

Mark H

[scuzzy]

Great list, but it is originally named: "You Might Be Bubba If..." :o

[trav]

:o