You Know You're a Red Neck When

[Whizbang]

You replace your worn out lawnmower seat with a padded chair from a bass boat.  Yup, but I look good on it.  If I can't fish, I can at least think I am.  The problem is that my son is ashamed to come to see me when I ride that thing.  :-\

[Neon]

Well heck, that's easily solved. Just dig a big hole in the yard, fill it with water to make a pond, and throw in some fishies. That way, you can mow and fish at the same time. ;)

[Wade777]

LoL... there is nothing at all wrong with that.

I am the one with a block of wood in his computer ya know.. so I suppose my words aren't worth too much.

[Igloo]

wood, bah, i got metal, plastic, PCB, carboard, most things.... so i guess my words are worth less :P