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51 Blonde Days

Started by Pete, May 23, 2001, 18:28 hrs

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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day when the

door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come

up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses,

take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks

are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin

toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"


Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting


"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices

are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"


Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm.

She walks over to the table. Sets the picture in the middle and

the table erupts.


Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging

high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"


The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks

over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed

child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.


When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one

of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"


The blonde, who brought in the picture pipes up, "Everyone thinks

that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us, so we decided to

set the record straight.


Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.

The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51