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Things you'll never hear in the South

Started by Linda J, February 06, 2001, 07:49 hrs

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Linda J

Things You'll Never Hear in the South

38. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only fifteen.

37. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

36. Duct tape won't fix that.

35. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

34. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

33. We don't keep firearms in this house.

32. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

31. You can't feed that to the dog.

30. I thought Graceland was tacky.

29. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

28. Wrestling's fake.

27. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

26. No Thanks, We're vegetarians.

25. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

24. Honey, we don't need another dog.

23. Who gives a shit who won the Civil War?

22. Give me the "small" bag of pork rinds.

21. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

20. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

19. Trim the fat off that steak.

18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

15. I've got it all on the C drive.

14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many grams of fat.

9. Checkmate.

8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

5. I don't have a favorite college team.

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

3. You All.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.