here's a joke ... i hope no one finds it offensive or anything

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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt". Now you can handle the situation.

Jack was the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six lovely children, Holie Schitt, the twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a girl named Lodda and they produced a cowardly son, Cheeken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens had a total of four children; Dawg, Byrd, Horsse, and Dumm.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his Polynesian princess bride, Whattacrocka Schitt, and their little daughter, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.