alchoholics agony

[zak]

I woke up one morning with a hangover, put my hand to my head and the pain was excrutiating, my heart was beating fast and so I put my hand to my chest, the pain was excrutiating, fearing the worst I  touched my leg, the pain was unbelieveable,

In desparation I started touching everywhere, everywhere on my body I touched it was the same, absolute agony.

I went to the doctors, fearing the worst, I asked him can you tell me what the hell is wrong with me,?






He said yes your wrist is broken!

[Ace]

Alcoholics. Alchoholics.  Alchemy.  Alkoholiks.  Hmm.

Speaking of language, I'm surprised Scuzzy didn't roll right into this one with his squad car blazing and his guns flashing.  Just because zak said "body."

That was pretty funny; I've gotta remember that next time I wake up in excrutiating pain.  Probably tomorrow, or the day after.

Ace; we need a drunken blond joke.  Maybe throw in a monkey.

[trav]

nah....throw in some Pandas Ace, so you can kill them....i dont get zak's joke...why is his wrist broken when his {i} whole [/i]