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[scuzzy]

Well, there you go. There's another reason not to go to France, as well as not to trust Ace. I always figured him for a criminal in major grimes.



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Alex Garcia

[Ace]

Look, you miscreant, I am not in "major grime."  Criminy, if it's one thing I do do it's practice cleanliness. Sheesh.



Thanks, Pete. That was a horrific yet terrifying tale. Tail. Whichever.



Leave it to the French. Please.



As I remember, Scuzzy couldn't even find France, so he's not one to talk. Well, poast. Either.



At least they weren't attack Pandas. That could take awhile...



Ace; better than having a terrorist on a chain or in a baby carriage, anyway. Hard to tell the difference.  They make pretty good wine, but their cheese still smells like people's feet.



 

[Pete]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,373695,00.html



"With pitbulls, dobermans and rottweilers under fire from the French

authorities, youth gangs in the depressed city suburbs have discovered an

alternative way to intimidate their rivals - with attack monkeys.

"They're ultra-fashionable," said Didier Lecourbe, a police officer from the

depressed Paris suburb of Aubervilliers. "There are dozens of them. Kids take

them out on leads, and even carry baby monkeys around in nappies. But these

animals can be very dangerous indeed."







Pete