ACE POAST HIJACKED AT GEEK OLYMPICS

[iansl]

:) Here, let me add a few more rivets.

Kerplank
Kerplank
Zzzt

There.

[Ace]

Bad pun; that's my job
I'll pop that Zzzt; squeeze.. pop. Wait...
Hold it; dang haiku.

Ace; what poast is this one, anyway?  Where the heck are moderators around here?  

[JimS]

Ace, sorry, I've been a little busy.  I was out of work for a while with a herniated disk in my neck, but now I'm back to work.  There's a lot to mop up, but I'll do my best to keep the fair-haired humor going.

Where is Bubba?  Why has he forsaken us?  C'mon, Bubba, a little help here, awlright?

[iansl]

I hope he won't jump on me for this, but maybe the janitor\jester around here could help you mop things up :).

[Ace]

All you JimS; don't fret it.  Just get well. When you're able, send in the blond(e)s.  Bubba; you come by when you can,,,.  You know your welcome anytime.

IanS, you just keep dumping on stuff, and I'll just keep cleaning up.  It's my job...  

I'm a pain in the neck sometimes, but I wouldn't wish a herniated disk on anyone. Not even a herniated CD...

Ace; Bubba needs to show for the finals, if not the prelims...

[iansl]

Kersplash!

There's some more mess for you to get cleaned up. No, wait. That's cleaning fluid. I hope that helped. And I agree; a herniated CD would be kinda bad, but I don't think Ace would want to do that, even if it weren't...

[Ace]

My poast has been hijacked by an xTreme poaster.   I am in the rarefied air of greatness.  

I pulled a muscle or pinched a nerve this morning, shutting off the Monarch on my way out the door to work...  Just looked to the right and felt a snap in my upper back.  Just about where one can't reach the knot...  I feel for JimS, today.

Ace; a blond drives into a room full of carjackers and says "Ok, guys, take it away.."

[Bill]

Better watch that "feely" stuff, this is a family oriented board.  Unless, of course, you are a Governor, then its OK in Family oriented forums.

The POlice are always watching.