Slave Driver and the Genie

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Janet, Susan, and Mike (the office manager) are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I only grant three wishes.  Since there's three of you, I'll give each of you one."

"Me first! Me first!" says Janet. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, Susan yells, "Me next! Me next!  I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."

Poof! She's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to Mike.

Mike answers, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."