Cat Scan

[Karen]

A woman took her dog to the vet "Doctor," she said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.



"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.



"$345," says the doctor.



"$345!!?" the lady asks.



"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."