Happy Birthday Ace

[pat]

Happy Birthday Ace!

Another milestone, one day it's an anniversary next day a birthday. Gosh we should all pool our resources and send something on that would be fit for the occasion.

Anyway, have a good one.

[Bill]

Com 'on Pat.  Another salutation and the jester's hat is going to get snug.

Happy Birthday to April's Fool.

Bill

[scuzzy]

All right, this is going too far. Didn't we already celebrate this sad occasion last year by playing mean tricks on our friends and family?

What are we to do now? Should I arrest some poor, innocent citizens tonight and let them go just before booking them and say, "Hah! I was just celebrating Ace's birthday! It's all just a big joke! You can go home now! Wasn't that funny?"

Scuzzy; odd that Ace joined us around April Fools. Hmm.

[Ace]

No, we didn't celebrate it last year.  It's a biannual celebraton. 

Sure; go ahead and confiscate some suspected perp or unsub and figure his modus operandi and MO and CSI him.  That's pretty much all the cop show stuff I can remember.  Oh, and tase him.  Good.

Ace; I'm usually teasing, and Scuzzy is tasing.

[Bill]

It is a shorten version of 'unknown subject.'

Bill

[Ace]

"Unknown Subject" usually refers to my poasts.

All Jesters are born on April Fool's Day.  It is required within the Profession.

If we had been born on Easter Sunday, then our birthdays would always be on Sunday...

Ace; happy birthday to ME!  I hope it goes for a week, like Scuzzy's.

[scuzzy]

Hey, are you still celebrating this? If so, you must have one h*ck of a headache by now.

Scuzzy; you should put a party hat on your avatar.

[Ace]

Well, I guess I am.  A party hat would at least cover the lumps.

You know, with your recognition, I just may have outlasted your previous Poasters Birthday Celebration Record.  That, along with the bloated poast count, puts me in a very special niche here, indeed.

Or just so dang old it takes weeks to get through the celebration.

Either way, I come out smelling like a Rose.

Ace; Justin Rose, maybe, who's leading the Masters.