Windows Quote

[scuzzy]

I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards it plays demonic voices. That's nothing though. If you play it forwards it installs Windows.

[Ace]

First off, you mispelled "quota."  I don't know what the quota of windows per person is, but I think I've had my limit with 2 at home.  I usually don't even get to the disk; I can't make out the tiny 95 character Windows registration code on the strip of tape on the box where it lives.

I played an Ozzy disk backwards and he sounded like Pat Boone.  That would be something if Microsoft had a palindrome expert named Bob Swodniw who really invented the Windows code.  Instead of 0001010011100 it would have been 0011100101000.

Ace; he's your #01 jester

[Bill]

Geez, are there really 95 characters in the Product Registration code?  No wonder people are tiring of Microsoft.

Talking about the quota of windows per person, you must have a very dark house.  And the one on Tuesdays is dark, too.  Sometimes.