News Flash: State of Ohio Bans...

[Bill]

"dead wood" residents of Michigan.
Ohio sets up state border check points on  secondary roads to stop immigration of some residents of Michigan.

Can Indians from Indiana be next on the list of undesirables?  
May I see your papers, please?

[Ace]

We don't need no stinking papers....


Ace; maybe Ohio could build a "great wall" to block off the northern border.  Of course, it's 4 times larger than China so it'd take a lot of bricks.  In a way, I'm glad we don't have a bricklayer present...

[Bill]

Another poast killed by the Power Vest.  
Didn't even get to talk about the emerald ash borers or the RVs.
Crikey.

[Ace]

Oh, quit trying to resurrect the thing.  It's dead.  Ohio is just too big a topic, and wasteland, to do a poast on.  It takes way to long to traverse, and when you get to the end, it looks pretty much the same anyway as the adjoining state.  You might as well just take the dang thing out, put Indiana up against Pennsylvania, and have a dramatic elevation shift.  Plus, that would put Indiana only a couple hours from DC, instead of 11 with Ohio hogging up the middle.

Anyway, at least I got a good one in about the great wall, and bricklayers.  That's historical, here.

ace; no, not hysterical.  That's another reason this one can fade out.