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[Ace]

Hey, thanks.

Geez, didn't know anyone was yelling for me. Criminy; scared to bejeepers outta me when I strolled by. Almost dropped my Molson Ice.

I'm gonna try that thingy; probably copied it wrong.. I do tend to break these things.

I'd use your Bear thingy, but I gotta figure you would rather I didn't and it would seem out of context, as well.img]http://www.poasters.com/images/ace1.gif[/img

If this messes up, I'd go with the "Blame Scuzzy" ploy, too.

Ace. gifless.





 

[Ace]

Dangit; broke another one I bet.<http://www.poasters.com/images/ace1.gif>

Is that it? Shoot.

Ace

No, don't shoot ace; dangit. Oh, pooh.





 

[n/a]

Well, you almost had it the first time. Enclose both the img and /img tag in a full set of brackets. It won't show up if I actually use the brackets.



Don't use dashes like this:



-img-whatevergifthingyaddress-/img-



But do use both sides of the square brackets around each tag.



Oh, and if you want a prettier version, leave out the '1'--just ace.gif.



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[Ace]

Ok, brackets.. alright. Brackets.. yeah. Those are.. huh. Ok, it'll come to me, I used to teach this.. dangit.. Like a parentheses, but wouldn't be parenthetical, cause it'd have brackets, probably.. bracketable.. Think they got them in the NCAA tournament. Shoot. I didn't print off the slots this year.

I think a bracket's like: {? No, that's not it. First things a colon, like the secretary of state, and the second thing's a .. I don't know, but it's not a bracket I don't think.

Shoot. Maybe I could just copy the whole dang poast/post, and then use it, for a gif thingymabob.

I hope the dang Bear doesn't appear. Not the guy, the bear bearing gif.

Ace. someday I'll get it. I'm not a bright man.

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[n/a]

Yeah, well...



With that extra bracket sticking down there, it looks like I've been filed under Ace.



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[Ace]

I am so sorry. Geez dangit.

I wouldn't even give me anything to play with, if you were me. I'd just bust it, or extra bracket the dang stupid poop crap goldang friggin sonofaflippinstinkingcrudcrapperbatch.

Hope I didn't damage your bear face, or anything. criminy.

Wonder if there are any bracket removers in the garage..

Ok, I'll be right back. Well, I gotta go to work first, but then after. Don't even get me started on my freakingstinkingdangjobdangit. either.

Man. Good morning to me.

Ace; it just gets better and better.

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[n/a]

Hey, no problem, no harm done. Come on now, buck up, things could be worse.



For instance, you could have a 9-week-old puppy and be having kittens. I mean, your neighbor's insane pregnant cat could be having kittens. I think. In your closet, which is better than in your bed, which is where she really insisted on being until you locked her in the closet.



Whew.









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[Ace]

Geez, I thought you were asleep for a minute there, laying there like that.

I suppose you're right; things could be worse. Actually, the stupid Quantex froze up right while I was responding to this the first time; guess that's what you meant...

Hope the warranty is still good, just in case.

You know, it's just that it and I tend to rhyme with "buck up", on occasion.  That kitten thing sounds scary; I've heard of people having a cow, and my grandmother had a conniption once as I remember.

My job is just depressing; after coming home from it I remember why.

I wouldn't mind staying in the closet for a day or so, if it'd get me outta work. Of course, then I'd eventually have to "come out of the closet." Not ready for that; not that there's anything wrong with it.

I wouldn't want a puppy again; too fond of the woodwork around the house for something to chews it. And I wouldn't even want to be named for a cat.

You know what could be worse; running down the street screaming "Where's Joanie???" or "Where's Carol???".. man, that'd send shivers down a spine or two.

Thanks again for the swell gif thingy.

I gotta figure how to turn it sidewise.. don't tell me, let me figure it out.

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No, can't even cat nap around here, what with the yipping and the mewing and the dang pregnant mares whinnying back and forth. Lucky just to rest my eyes a little.



Boy, I know what you mean, life is tough. In the end it could even kill ya. Not many things I can think of worse than a freakingstinkingdangjob, unless you happen to have an insane, formerly-pregnant cat who doesn't even belong to you but has commandeered your closet regardless.



We call her Miss Hissy because all she does is hiss and clobber any living thing that comes close. Anyway, she's holed up in our closet and she won't come out either.



Three calico and one gray. No proof there that Yellow (no longer feral but still a tom) is the dad. See, you always have to look on the positive side, especially since it could have been MY sweater that served as a birthing bed. My wife has all kinds of sweaters, and now she has one more kind. There could be 14 mud-ugly yellow little things all hissing and swinging, but we're lucky there.



Sorry to hear about your Q freezing. Especially now that it's spring you don't expect to see that. Heck, it even snowed here a little yesterday, but my Q stayed relatively warm.



And you're right about puppies and woodwork. Louisiana Hot Sauce does come in gallons, though, and it helps some. Doubt that it would help a frozen computer, but I guess yours thawed out by itself, huh.



I don't understand why you want to turn your gif sideways. Is that some kind of recent fad, like piercing odd parts of your body or something?



Maybe you're right about giving you things to play with. Just be careful now.





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[n/a]

Let me try that again. I appear to be prematurely prone there.



Let's see here...



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[n/a]

Nope. Well, maybe I do need a nap.



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[Ace]

Well, don't cuddle up with the cat. No telling what mood she's in, under the circumstances. I use hot sauces, on occasion, but don't know if a gallon would work. Especially if it's in the fridge. Beer in a gallon might be cost effective.

I guess "Yellow" is an alright cat name. I had a kitten once named "Fats" who was yellow, with blue eyes. He was a good guy.

What are the other ones? Brown? Red? Blue? I just figured you probably went with colors, for the whole batch.

I worked with a woman named "Winnie" once; hey, here's a thought before another stinking day at my crappystinkfreakingdang job: you could do a show about a horse, who owns a bowling alley, and is also a lawyer, and call it Mr...

well, guess that was sorta done before.

Ok, I didn't grab the gif thingy but I'm taking care of it.

Ace; not my real pseudonym.



 

[n/a]

Well, the dang kittens have cloned. Now there's four calico and two gray. One may be a rabbit, I'm not sure. That would be a story, huh. Let Miss Hissy explain that one.



Can't really name the kittens, since we're giving them away and it wouldn't be fair. Besides, since the calico are times four now, naming them by color would be confusing. Yellow is the only animal we have named for his color, plus he kept telling us that was his name.



You better watch out leaving that gif thingy laying around. Somebody might steal it, or borrow it and bring it back missing one of the cards or dog-eared or something. Then we'd have to throw in the card you're supposed to use to order replacements, and that's sort of tacky when you have company over for canasta.







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[Ace]

I was thinking I might call my boss Miss Hissy Fit. I wouldn't do that to my wife, at least not while she's home.

I sorta prefer bottled asta, but whatever.

Man, that's some talented cat, if it can say it's name. I mean, even my dog "Rolf" and Caw, the crow I named, wouldn't be able to say "Yellow" or their name.

I gotta phone interview tomorrow. Hope I look ok. It's been too cold to jog or stuff, and drinking beer just builds up that arm anyway. Well, builds up in general, actually.

If it wasn't so darn good for you I'd cut back. Almost like water, but better flavored.

Ace. In IN.



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[n/a]

Shasta Cream Soda isn't bad either.



I had a crow named Joe when I was a kid. He was quite a card, as crows go. He could say yellow no problem, not to mention a lot of cuss words. He mimicked people's voices too, which was a lot of fun, for him. Used to fly up and tell my horse Giddy-up! when I wasn't ready. Some oil field workers thought our pasture was haunted and never came back. Goofy crow.



Good luck with that phone interview. Are you going to hire it if it responds well?



Looks like from your pic that the beer is all going to your--hey, wait a minute.



Let me see here.



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This could be serious.

[Ace]

Vanilla soda's ok; had a chocolate coke before, so guess it's fair.

I misspelled "its" up there, couple poasts back. sorry. Why I'm not teaching English, you gotta figure.

Wasn't a stinkingdangbunchafreakingunavailable so and so phone interview even though I came home early for lunch and shot the whole thing waiting and then calling them and then finding out 'Oh, she's not available now she was called away' and then having to sound gracious and say "Oh, that's fine, no problem, I don't have any concern or claim to my frigginstinkingislandofsanityinhe#$ofaworkday lunch break with nothing better to do than interview my phone since none of you are capable you arrogant soandsos I look forward to it Monday especially in the hope you'll actually be able to tell time and remember when it is thank you so much".

Somedays I wouldn't mind being a gladiator.

Just for a day. At work.

Colonel Mustard in the hallway with a warsword.http://www.poasters.com/images/ace.gif" border=0>

I had a suburban upringing, and animal interaction.

Ace; quite a card.





 

[n/a]

I found your Ace gif thingy. But I think Scuzzy's been playing with it.



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