Well, it'd be hard to miss anyone with a light blub attached.

The world's largest #2 pencil would be a telltale sign that would be hard to miss.

Comb which hair?

Actually I was thinking of Garcia...other dead things.  But now would also be a good time to try Superman.  Maybe he could kill this poast.

Maybe Bizzaro Superman.

And, Geez Criminy, don't go resurrecting anyone named Garcia.  Geez Louise.

Ace; I guess if I grabbed light bulb I could go as Uncle Fester for Halloween.

Oops. Forgot about that one!

Isn't it "Festus"? No, wait..that was Gunsmoke.
Wasn't Shattner in that too?  The man got around.

No, Shattner wasn't in Gunsmoke.  Heck, I remember watching Gunsmoke.  And it was Chester, not Festus...  And I think Miss Kitty and James Arness had something going on there beyond the superficial...  What the hey was Festus in?  I'm drawing a blank, now.  Was that Gomer's brother in Andy of Mayberry?

Hey, wouldn't it be fun to match different Poasters with characters from the Andy Taylor show?

Oh.  True.  Been there/done that.  That's too bad..

Oh.  How about this; somebody start a poast about pizza?  That'd be dang cool.

Ace; geez, who cares what William Shattner's in as long as it isn't your stereo.

Festus followed Chester.  Fetus Haggen was Deputy Marshall of Dodge.
" Festus is fiercely loyal to Matt Dillon and counts Matt as one of his two best friends?the other is his mule."..TV Land.
He probably ate cats, couldn't keep one as a pet.

I think you shouldn't suggest poast topics, next thing you know dog and cat owners will be taking over.

Shattner can sing, just not well.  
Beauty always looks best in the mirror-light blub or no.

Well, that explains it then.  I must have stopped watching after Chester, and before Festus Fetus stepped in.

I've heard of child actors, but that's starting a bit young...

I think suggesting poast topics is alright, especially in terms of "you better or Ace will."  Nobody wants to see that.

There also is a whole chain that could be developed on "Marshall Dillon and his Kitty" but I'll leave that to Buffalo to risk.  There are dog owners, but no one owns a cat.  The cat owns you.

Oh, and Trav; Ludd called you a blub in the mirror.  Heh.

Ace; that might be a good poast topic, too.

True, it was when it was done last.  Maybe you could ask Trav to change the color of the blub for the holiday season, like the top of the Empire State Building, all red, green and blue.

Then there'd be something new to talk about.

Maybe that's where MS stole the name for their new processor-Miss Kitty's Long Branch Saloon?

Trav should add a blurb on his blub for his blog.

ace; bleah

Hey, where IS Trav anyway - he's really quiet lately.  Perhaps he's blurbing right now.

Bleah! :P  I seem to recall Snoopy saying that a lot.

No..  I just said it.  

Bleah.  :P

See? There it is again.  I think Trav must be in sublurblia, just hanging out.  Or asleep.  Or maybe it's his birthday and he's celeblubbing.

Ace; Son of Blubber

Or maybe his Power Supply, that he has been talking about for awhile, finally turned to blubber.

Or, maybe he broke the mirror.

...ladies and germs and jesters...i present to you....TRAV!!

:)


Nooo my PSU hasent fried yet...hanging in there! ;) And.....whats a bleh?

TRAV!! dUDE!! WHAT'S SHAKIN???

Ok. let's not go there.  This is a family oriented forum, and all.

TRAV!! DUDE!!  WHAT'S HAPPENIN??

Glad your back.  Where the heck ya been?  Bean?

What's a bleh?  I have no idea.  A bleah is an expression of... well, bleah.   :P  I don't know how else to express it.

Like when, you read a Joke by Ace, and you think about it...

and, after awhile, you go.. bleah.

Ace; like that.  Only worse.

Ehhh....not too much....ive been wondering what Ace's REAL AIM screen name is!

"Ehh."  How Canadian.

Whattya mean, what's my REAL AIM (he shouted)?  You mean like "purpose" or "mission" or "moral of the parable?"  Like, as in "why are you here" meaning of life stuff?

Well, let me think...

No, I can't think of any.  I don't think there is any.  Sure haven't noticed any, all these years.  Just sorta "been there, did nothing"...   Just sorta hangin' out, tucking it in, going with the flow, drying myself off.  No theme, no consistency, no reason.  As far as a real screen name..? Like in "Denny Crane"?  Isn't one.  Shoot, I'm not real.  

Ace; I'm a myth.  Somedays, it's hit or myth.

Nooooo....your AIM!!! <--- :)

Geez Louise, Trav, I don't do AOL.  You couldn't pay me enough.  Criminy, nor instant message thingys.  I've got Windows Messenger not signed in, so it'll leave me alone.  I sure don't want to be bothered instantly by anybody.  It's hard enough with the delayed reaction here.

If it's that dang important, just call me.  I'm in the book, for cryin' out loud.

Ace; like it's that dang urgent.  Dangit.

Yeah, it' not like people need a jester in a hurry these days........

Anyway, Buff, to answer your avatar:
Nothin'.

But you'd be right.  Any crisis that requires immediate Jester intervention is probably doomed, anyway.  

However; my other roles, not to mention biscuits, like LOOKOUT!! or Janitor might require a quick response.  Just call 911.  I'll Be There.

Ace; wait'll they try to find 11 on the phone...

*looks for "11" on phone*  >:( darn! i cant find it!  :-\

I got me an early birthday present in the mail courtesy of my girl: Some old novel (She says it's a good book, but I really don't know; it's 'The Story of O' by Pauline Reage) and I also got sick- maybe she coughed into the envelope before mailing it off. Heh. The gift that keeps on giving.

As fer ole' Blub-neck Trav there... I've talked to him, oh wait he's back again, no wait dangit-

TG1079; I'd be behind the times but I'm too old.

"I gave you diamonds; you gave me disease."  I think that was from a David Bowie album.  No, not "Diamond Dogs."  Another one.  

Sorry to hear your anti-virus let you down.  It's been one year since I've been sick, so I'm knocking on my head.  Can't recall another disease free year.  Since I never get flu shots anyway, I'm expecting more of the same.

I never read that book.  Not that I remember any books I have read, but I know that wasn't one of them.  One about "Oz" but not just "O."  Unless that's a prequel.  O Henry I've read.  

Man, if you're too old now just wait until your birthday.  Anniversary.  Go on; wait.

Ace; I bet he can't wait.

The Story of O is not one you'll be reporting on here!

Think you are sick now, read on!

Judging by the current situation, you'll not be getting a flu shot this year either.  Jesters are immune, by nature, to any attacks on their Life Force.  Ever see a sick Jester, wait, no, how about an ill Jester?

"Cinematic Eroticism". "Massive quantities of nakidity."  Geez criminy Louise.  Why the heck would you read the book...

Oh; and I was wrong. I was thinking about it, and it dawned on me that "I gave her diamonds/she gave me disease" wasn't from Bowie.  It was from the Stones, Exile on Main Street.  Huh.  I just checked, and confirmed.

Ok, now that Ludd made me look again, I remember "O."  My wife used to get that magazine.  It was full of Oprah.  Heck, she was full of it.  They were pretty much the same, and both full of each other.

It was like reading a long magazine ad.  Real haute fashion stuff.  Lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Well, her.  And her friends.  And products she uses, I'm guessing.  Pricey products.

After finding the description of that movie on Amazon, I believe I shall now have to spray my computer with Lysol.  I don't think the Norton can keep up with it, nor the spyware blockers after going over that writeup.

Ace; geez, I can see why it's "studied" over and over again...

weellll....i dunno......heh...w00t.... ::)


could be a prequel! And theres a misses Jester?

Dude; no, i'd miss the jeser greatly....but misses? well thats just incorrect english...id misses  the jester, dangit...Jester, even

Geez Louise, I didn't want to have to craft a response to this... but whatever it takes to keep Scuzzy's memory alive.

Not "functional," but alive.

Dude; Criminy Yes there's a Mrs. Jester.  Holy Dead Pandas where the heck have you been...  Ever since I was a young attractive teenage Asian girl in the chatroom there was a Mrs. Jester, let alone now.

Anyway, the movie is as described.  At least is as described by the description I found on Amazon.  And I have a hunch that's as close as I'm gonna get to it, per Mrs. Jester.

Ace; woot whatever.

Quoteyoung attractive teenage Asian girl

Ah, yes. I remember those days. Trav bought you from a vending machine, as I remember. After all, we all know that there is a vending machine for everything in Japan, and that means they sell jesters. It also means that I was at the beer vending machine, and travis was looking for something to Rush the bulb out of his neck.

In any case, Happy birthday, ace. You're a year older than me. Or more. But I'll get you tomorrow, on the 20th, then I'll be a year older.

TG1079; go, fight, win.

Happy birthday TG.

Quote from: Ace on October 19, 2004, 14:23 hrs
Geez Louise, I didn't want to have to craft a response to this... but whatever it takes to keep Scuzzy's memory alive.

As much as I appreciate it, my memory is just fine. Both the neurotic neurons in my brain, and my RAM. I even remembered my way back here without asking for directions. I even know what room I'm in. I also recall already doing a funeral for this stupid thread.

Scuzzy; what the heck were we talking about?

We were talking about TG's self pronounced birthday.  Well, he has been for the past 2 weeks.  With that build up, it better be a big one, or he's going to be awfully disappointed.  Anymore I'm disappointed when I have a birthday, although it's better to have them than not have them, if you know what I mean.

Usually I apologize if you know what I mean, but I'll just let that one stand for today.

"I remembered my way back" "without asking for directions."  Fine, go ahead and show off.  Let me know when you're done.

Ace; we were talking about the little yellow AOL guy, who doesn't have hands or feet.  It figures Trav would like him since he has a round yellow head that doesn't say anything  :-X