ACE IS PROVEN SMART IN POASTER'S TEST

trav · February 13, 2004, 21:28 hrs

Quote from: Ace on January 25, 2004, 10:18 hrs

*Young Poasters will be able to crack the Community Standards Code of the chatroom by surreptitiously sneaking in photos of hot babes on their desktops under the guise of "Here Are Some Shots Of My New Computer"

*Even though it was just a cartoon, and an Anime at that, she still haunts Ace. Mostly because she had no discernable mouth.
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And then they ask you, Ace, if you want the picture ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ace · February 14, 2004, 10:05 hrs

Really. I've seen enough. But nice way to change the subject from JimS trying to stay on topic. Nobody needs that.

Ace; I thought this was about pizza.

Mark H · February 14, 2004, 10:13 hrs

Quote from: Ace on February 14, 2004, 10:05 hrs
Ace; I thought this was about pizza.

So, if it is about pizza, what kind of pizza do you prefer? I like Papa John's pizza with pepperoni, banana peppers, onions and mushrooms. :P

Mark H

Neon · February 14, 2004, 10:38 hrs

HEY! If you're going to start discussing pizza, take it to the Pizza Poast. Stupid Papa John's left my town. Now I have to build my own pizzas. Well, Boboli pizzas. I wish NewEgg offered pizzas.

scuzzy · February 14, 2004, 11:07 hrs

Sounds like the makings for a new forum. "Build Your Own Pizza", or "Pizza Builds."

trav · February 14, 2004, 11:11 hrs

Does Neon have a glowing-neon-colored-computer-case? We allreadyt know he has a neon ouse (see about 2 years ago)

???

scuzzy · February 14, 2004, 11:16 hrs

I didn't realize Neon has (had?) a neon ouse. What the heck is an ouse anyway? Is it an animal that glows in the dark?

Scuzzy; Ace was glowing in the dark after he ate the last pizza I sent him. That was really funny.

Ace · February 14, 2004, 12:27 hrs

Yes I was. What of it. I was growing in the dark. Shoot, I seem to be growing 24/7. Nice of you to mention it. Why don'tcha go bury an appliance in your graveyard. Backyard.

As for the "ouse", let me handle that as the English Major.

"ouse" is what Brits call a house. I knew Chandler is British, and somebody here is Irish, but didn't realize Travis was foreign. I thought he was Canadian.

"A ouse is not a ome."

Oyce; Oi Should Loik To Make A Pizza of Moi Own. The one Mark ordered sounds ok, though. I thought this poast was about Scuzzy's new house. Ouse.

JimS · February 18, 2004, 13:06 hrs

Okay, enough digression here. Actually, digression here is good, because it keeps this poast alive and at the top of the board. But let's get back to the subject line (despite Ace's best attempts to bury it).

Ace · February 18, 2004, 20:08 hrs

Well, okay, if you insist. I am happy to have been proven SMART, as noted, in the chatroom test. I didn't want to "Crow" about it, like that nameless thing on Mark's signature, or put on "airs" but I guess if you insist I can make time and room for the honor...

Ace; Okay, enough digestion here.

JimS · March 16, 2004, 09:33 hrs

Time to move this back to the top of the board...

Ace · March 16, 2004, 15:31 hrs

No it's not.

Ace; geez, this thing needs to die as quick as pandas do.

pat · March 16, 2004, 16:14 hrs

I don't get it.
Are you saying Pandas die quickly or you would like to see them all die as quickly as possible.

Ace · March 16, 2004, 16:41 hrs

LOOK DANGIT WOULD EVERYONE JUST GET OUT OF THE DANG POAST ALREADY CRIMINY AND LET IT DIE LIKE A PANDA WOULD DIE IF A PANDA COULD DIE WOULD. DIE. DANGIT ALREADY. GEEZ ST. LOUIS.

It's a stupid poast about how smart or not I am or however the heck it started and it deserves to die a quick and obviously protracted lingering death sometime this year if not today. Yesterday would've been about right.

Ace; I hate the ones about what I am or supposedly am. I know what I am; what are you, you know?

44mayg · March 16, 2004, 16:59 hrs

CLICK!! (Snicker!)

JimS · March 17, 2004, 07:23 hrs

Pandas? Okay, we'll talk about pandas.

I saw some pandas in 10/2003 in a zoo in Washington DC that I believe is run by the Smithsonian (National Zoo?). Other than being a little grimey (after all, they're lying on dirt all day long), I saw nothing offensive about them. It was neat seeing something so rare. My kids liked the elephants best, though.

44mayg, is that a picture of pandas at night? I took that same picture, but yours came out better.

44mayg · March 17, 2004, 13:28 hrs

Naaaahh.

Just thought I'd try to use it to show the lights have been turned out.

This is a different picture than the one of my Chevelle at night :-)

Igloo · March 20, 2004, 04:26 hrs

i thought it was a picture of the space inside ace's head.... empty.... but ah well...

Ace · March 20, 2004, 06:22 hrs

You save space in there when you don't use capital letters.

Ace; ah, well.

Igloo · March 21, 2004, 07:34 hrs

whats the point in apital letters, using capital letters, is often taking as shoutin, like this

ACE, YOU HAVE NO BRIANS, AND HAVE AN EMPTY BLACK HOLE IN YOUR HEAD

you see?

Mark H · March 21, 2004, 08:03 hrs

Quote from: Igloo on March 21, 2004, 07:34 hrs
ACE, YOU HAVE NO BRIANS, AND HAVE AN EMPTY BLACK HOLE IN YOUR HEAD

Now that we have established that Ace has no Brians, what about him having Brains?

Mark H

Ace · March 21, 2004, 10:43 hrs

Iggy, I don't want Brians in my head. I'm not even sure anyone here is named Brian.

Oh, and I'd recommend Athlon as a brand, over "Athanlon."

Ace; No "apital" letters here. Some people just shouldn't even attempt insults, as they wind up worse for wear.

trav · March 21, 2004, 13:12 hrs

Nope. Haven't seen a Brian here anywhere. I dont use apitals though, Mark does, Mark Handy....

Igloo · March 24, 2004, 10:40 hrs

ok, well, i type too fast, and being dyslexic doesnt help :P

but anyway, Ace: whats the make of you chip then??

pat · March 24, 2004, 11:53 hrs

That's chimp, not chip.
What make of chimp are you?

Ace · March 24, 2004, 16:38 hrs

Ok; this has become the "let's get rude yet stupid poast" but I'll play along, even if double teamed. If you two find 2 other guys....

Let's follow the evolutionary chain:

Pat has alluded to Ace being a "chimp." If I would be there, on the chain of events, then Pat must be a:

1. Platypus
2. Penguin
3. Panda
4. Woodpecker

Ace; pick away

pat · March 24, 2004, 17:19 hrs

Well I ain?t no Monotreme and those stupid Pandas are carnivores that eat leaves, small wonder they?re endangered. They sent a female back to China recently for breeding and they had to show it videos so it would know how. Evolutionary dead end there mate.

My goodness all I have left here is a woodpecker or a penguin to pick from.
I?ll take penguin, thank you.

Ace · March 24, 2004, 18:45 hrs

You've got it.

Ace; Penguin Pat.. diving for alewives in the great lake. I'd rather be Lance Link, Secret Chimp.

Igloo · March 25, 2004, 14:12 hrs

can i have the wood pecker??? dude, u go on Ace's team, and Ace try n persuade Mark H and u'll have a nice team!!

can i be a woodpecker???

Ace · March 26, 2004, 06:10 hrs

Yes; that'd be fine. Igloo can be the woodpecker. We can call you "Pinocchio."

We can all count to a million to give time for Dude to figure that one out. He'll get it; it'll just take awhile.

I'm not about to try to persuade Mark about anything; I'm not gonna fall for that.

Ace: Penquin Pat can go to Penguin Point in Elkhart and order a big paper trough of greasy fries.

News:

ACE IS PROVEN SMART IN POASTER'S TEST

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