Im going...bye

[trav]

I shall leaf temporarilly...like my orero cookies in the C:\TEMP folder...good buy,......no wait...best buy......yeah....thats it....darn those prices are high....now....what was i saying? ohyeah...im going...i dont know why...but....good buy....


*lotta spelling mistakes hey? suscpisious yet?* :P

[Ace]

No.

As in, "suspicious yet."  

No.

I won't attempt your misspellings, as they make my head hurt.  So; bye.  See ya.  Been good to know you.  Ciao.  Arrivederci.  Bon Voyage.  Later.  Don't let the door hit you.  

Who will do my job as Jester while I still am, if you go?  Who?  Whom?

Oh, yeah; me.  Otherwise, have a safe trip, Happiest of Anniversaries to your Birthday, and take car.  See you when you get back.  I know you're not leaving for good.  Me, I leave for good.  You, it'd be for bad.  So, come back when you're good and ready.  Andrew left and he was only gone for 12 hours, so take your time.  No rush.  We know you'll return when you're able.  

Now go.  We can't miss you if you don't go away.

Ace; Travis is a mystery locked in an enigma stashed in a ZipLock bag.

[Mark H]

Yep, I'm leaving also - to eat dinner. ;D

[Ace]

I was lost, but now am found.  

Plus, I think I'm going blind in one ear.  Upper mids are just annoying.  And I still have a ring in my left ear.

Ace; is Travis back?  Did he leave?

[iansl]

Travis, will you come back when school's out or something?

[Ace]

DAY TWO in the saga of WHERE'S TRAVIS??? :-[  

Is school out?  Is the doctor in?  Is Mark done with dinner; another dinner, might I add, where he didn't have me over to join him.  Is there anything yet to go with the asterisk * he left mysteriously behind?  Did Ace really mean "take car" as a joke, or is he just that sloppy a proofreader?  

Where do goofs go when they leave?  The Bahamas?  The family farm?  The mall?  Or do they just goof off?

Are Pandas one day closer to extinction?  I sure hope so.

Travis, just remember, wherever you go there you are.  We'll be here, until then.  We'd be there for you, but we're here.  If you get back here, you'll see.  If not, try to tune in from there.  We should put a striped shirt and stocking cap on your avatar and try to find you.  But not in Ohio; that'd take way too long.

Ace; we should have a job fair for "Jester Apprentices".  I could say "You're Fired!" and wave my hand at them like trump.  Hah; Aces are Trump.  I could be Bob Euchre.

[Nestor]

Travis has wandered off in what could only be described as 'The Great Don't-Know', leaving only a raspberry and a * as a clue. Mark H has disappeared into his dining room, Never to reappear. Coincidence? co-inky dink? I suspect not. Perhaps they both went to a barbeque where we weren't invited. THE FIENDS! But I digress. (Do you, do you really?)

Wherever you are, Travis... I wish you a good trip; remember, it's not the destination, it's the journey.

[Mark H]

Well, I'm back from dinner. I didn't see Travis there though. I just hope he wasn't the barbeque if that is where he went. :o

[trav]

Oh...im back from shoppin...i bought a AIWA NSXD22 :D:D:D

[Nestor]

You led us a merry chase boy, but BACK IN THE BOX!

[iansl]

Yeah. I thought you had something really not good going against you (not as bad as andrew S's situation, though).

[Nestor]

Wild bears, meteor showers, ravenous cannibal mimes, I could all expect. but... A shopping trip?

How anticlimactic.

[Neon]

Ah! I think I've got it --

Travis, you look different somehow than you did before. Did you perhaps leave us to spend time to have a little cosmetic work done, such as a lift ? Or a chemical peel, or collagen injection, or - oh, I don't know - a bulbectomy?!!

That's it, isn't it! I don't see any lightbulb in your ear anymore. No hiding that, your secret is out. ;D

[trav]

Ah! I think I've got it --

Travis, you look different somehow than you did before. Did you perhaps leave us to spend time to have a little cosmetic work done, such as a lift ? Or a chemical peel, or collagen injection, or - oh, I don't know - a bulbectomy?!!

That's it, isn't it! I don't see any lightbulb in your ear anymore. No hiding that, your secret is out. ;D

oh darn...your right!!! ;D ;D ;D

[Ace]

Or his right.  Somebody's right.

The light finally went off.

Ace; I don't want any more college injections.

[Nestor]

collegiate injections?

[iansl]

Well, soon 4 people I know will be somewhat injected into college...ther valwhateverlaureate was today and graduation is next week or so.