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Started by Carol, April 12, 2001, 18:00 hrs

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Carol

It is never too soon to do a kindness, for one never knows how soon it will be too late.

When I stand before God at the end of my life. I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I used everything you gave me.--Erma Bombeck

Joanie

Funny stuff Karen.



Joanie



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Karen

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. Since both spouses worked, they had difficulty coordinating their schedules, so the decision was made to have the husband leave for Florida on a certain day, with the wife following him one day later.



The man made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email. However, he  left off one letter in typing his wife's  email address and sent the email off without realizing his error.



In another part of the country, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory a few days earlier. She decided to check her email as she was expecting to hear from her husband's relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor.



The woman's son rushed into the room and  found his mother on the floor. He glanced at the computer screen and saw the following email message:



To My Loving Wife:

I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here  tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Your Devoted Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.







 
I'm at that awkward stage...somewhere between the young and the restless, and the old and the senseless.   ;)