Duh? Watcha got?

[Whizbang]

A man came up to the Juarez/ El Paso border crossing with a wheel barrow containing a sealed box.  Whoa, se?or, said the US border guard.  What have you got in the box?

"Just my PC, sir," said the man.

"You cannot take that across," said the guard.  You must leave it here."

The man complied and asked if he could keep his wheel barrow with him until he returned home.

"Of course.  We are not trying to be difficult here."

A few days later, the same man appeared at the border again, headed into the U.S. with his boxed computer in a wheel barrow.

"Mister, we told you that you could not bring that across."

Disgruintled, the man again was permitted to take his wheel barrow with him.

Again , a few days later he reappeared headed north with his same boxed computer in a wheel barrow.  The border guard was becoming suspicious and took the man aside.  "Look, we know you are up to something; and we are not going to let you go until you tell us what you are trying to pull on us here.  We will let you go if you will just tell us what you are doing."

"Well, sir, the computer does not even work, but I made $100.00 by selling the two wheel barrows.