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[Ace]

That's sometimes how I feel, just before I click "Post New Reply"...

I forgot about that one; thanks!

Yech. But I do think there's two "P's" in cr_______g.

Glad I don't do typoes anymore.



Ace: any joke with animals can't be all bad. although some animals are harder to joke with than others.



 

[Pete]

The Cow and the Monkey





A farmer owns this cow who keeps Craping all over his paddocks.It starts to

get so bad that he has to move all the other animals to other areas because

the fields are full of Crap!

Months go by and he has no space left , so totally frantic he goes to the

corner and orders an ACME industrial strength plug. On its arrival he plugs

the cows arse.. Smiling that his troubles are over.



Further months go by and the cow starts to get bigger and bigger. In fact it

is so large that it takes up eight paddocks. The farmer scratches his head

and wonders what to do.



Fortunately a travelling circus spots the cow and makes the farmer an offer

so they can display it to the world in the freak show.



After months of huge success the cow is one class act, and has become bloody

enormous. Anyway in the circus is a troop of monkeys that pull corks from

bottles and make music.



The monkeys have been obsessed with the cow since it arrived and one day

decided to give the unplugging task a go. With all their might the monkeys

heave ho on the plug and it starts to budge. Finally the last monkey-the

troop leader, takes almighty grip and yanks.



Woosh...All the .?. contents!..floods out! The only man not in the fallout

zone is a climber at the top of the nearest hillside and he is knee deep and

laughing his head off. The Ring Master of the circus floats to the top of

the heap , sees the climber and shouts "What the H... are you laughing at?"



The climber replies " Man you should have seen that monkey trying to put the

plug back in".





Pete