Happy Birthday Scuzzy!

[scuzzy]

It's Scuzzy's B I R T H D A Y ! ! !

Hooray for the king! Hail to the impotent cat!

Wait a minute... Forget that last statement!

Speech! Oh, ye ol' sage! Oh, the humanity!

Scuzzy; I'll never live this down.

[Ace]

MAGNIFICAT

keeping in mind stupid cats are stupid.  King of Poasters tries to upstage King of Kings.  Kriminy.  If he had waited another week and half to be born, he'd be a year younger, too.

Ace; if he's the sage, I'm the oregano.

[Whizbang]

Well. there is something to be said for someone who is so unnoticed in the realm of birthdays that he must be the first to toot his own horn.  Of course, I always make it a point to forget my next birthday and hope that everyone else will too.   :'(

[Ace]

I heard something toot, but I didn't know it was that.

I want to be the first to with Whiz a happy forgetful birthday, in advance of the next one he isn't having.  I will not forget to avoid a gift, and probably also won't bother with an emoticon unless I can light it in lieu of a candle.

Ace; We Three Kings

[Carol]

A very happy birthday to you!!!  I sure hope that is a great and fun day for you.  Lots of family around, lots of gifts and plenty of cake.

Carol

[Ace]

Since Scuzzy's birthday lasts for over a week, it's hard to offer him a belated one.  I suppose it's the "12 Days of Scuzzy" or something of that nature.  Unless Kwanzaa already has that.  I'm pretty sure Festivus just ends with the Feats of Strength and Airing of Grievances. 

So, Happy Next Day In The Perpetual Birthday of Scuzzy.


Ace; I wonder if there's a Scuzzy's Eve, right beforehand.  That's probably when I'd open my presents.

[Mark H]

Happy Birthday Scuzzy!