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[Ace]

Criminy Bubba, I almost shot coffee through my nose on that one...



I tell my wife "that's not a beer belly; it's a gas tank for my Love Machine."  



Yeah, she didn't buy it either.  Hey, you know how people work out to get 6 Pack Abs?  Well, I'm going for a Case.  



Shoot, more like a Keg I suppose. Dang.  So, did we get off or are we in jail?



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any takers?  You can get them off Heinekens..



ace; if I was Bubba I don't know if I'd let me drive.









 

[pat]

So, were you guys on your way ice fishing or duck hunting?





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[Ace]

http://www.poasters.com/forum/icon_star_red.gif" border=0> I wouldn't fish for ice; shoot, you can buy it in bags at Martins or make your own, for that matter.



I've never been hunting; I suppose I'd have a tendency to duck, a lot, if I did. I suppose you could shoot fish in a barrel, as a combination sport. Probably be in the next Olympics, since it's biathalon-like.



Hey, here's an Olympic event for Scuzzy; you could drive around on a snowy mountain side in a Lexus, and stop every 250 yards to nail a target with your 44 magnum.  Or have Bear have to rush out his back door with a 22 and try to hit a coyote on the hill outside while trying not to skate down the gravel. Shoot, I'd tape that.



I'm gonna have to go blow the driveway here soon. Winter returned with a vengeance.  Probably get lake effect snow later. I don't know who put the dang thing there; wish they woulda moved it more into Illinois.  I'd just mow it, but I don't think I've got gas in it.  We had a crocus bloom this weekend; that little guy is pulverized, now.  Snowing up there too?



I'm not ehttp://www.poasters.com/forum/icon_star_red.gif" border=0>ven going to say anything about Bubba mispelling beeeeer in that story, just because it was so funny.  He left out an "e".  Maybe an "r" too. I'm only watching Bear's poasts for typos, just because it irritates him. I'm thinking it's because of the stars, too.  He's feeling threatened as I rise in rank.  Heck, I would be too.



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[pat]

Yes sir Jeneral Mr Starz,

I up to my kneekaps in the winnters best mixx.

I on wacth for missspellings too.



Kareful about not draging in too much snow and making the floor slippery.





You never know if you might slip and take a fall

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[Ace]

Well, I know some dogs drink outta toilets, but c'mon.. I mean, that thing is too weird to even cut/paste/steal.



I had to blow out the stupid driveway twice yesterday. Now it's just 10 degrees and not exactly melting quickly. Stupid Indiana weather changes every half hour anyway, unless it's stinking cold or hot and then it likes to linger. Malinger. Like fog on stupid cat feet.



About the only wild life are the crows, laying in wait. Or weight, if they find peanuts or road kill.



"The crows are calling my name.."

thought Caw.



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[Bubba]

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Ace were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead Ace. It's a po-leece roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"



"Don't worry Bubba," Ace said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."



"What fer?" asked Bubba.



"Just let me do the talking, okay?" said Ace.



They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.



When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir." said Ace. "We're on the patch."





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