TERRORIST SONG WRITER SENT AWAY

[Ace]

Look; I agree that Cat Stevens oughta be kept way away from the USA.  I mean, who knows what he's up to and what danger he poses.

I mean, the guy already has had 3 name changes.  That right there is a red flag.  Or code orange.  Whatever it is we're using.

And think of the dang terrorist songs he's done, albeit not for a heck of a long time.  Criminy, I was in college, when he was.

"Wild World".  That sounds dang dangerous, right there.
"Morning has Broken."  Makes you want to ask; who broke it, huh?!?
"Pieces of Train."  That's gotta be about a bombing or something like that.  Or one of those high speed trains on the old low-speed track.

Obviously, he's up to no good.

Ace; I feel safer already.  Now if they'd not allow Britney Spears in the country or Janet Jackson we'd really be better off.  And CBS would have more money, too.

[trav]

Why would CBS have more money?

[Chandler]

I mean, the guy already has had 3 name changes.

You mean like the artist formally known as the artist formally known as Prince.

Chandler; the artist formally known as Chandler

[Ace]

Because Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction cost them a half mil.  

Chandler, you are an artiste.

Ace; the jester formerly known as dork.  Ooh; that rhymes with "Bjork."  Oh, and pork.

[Bill]

Prince was always formal, more than you could say about Jackson.

[trav]

how true  ::)

[Ace]

Especially in the leopard print jockey shorts.

Ace; and his raspberry beret.