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My own addition to your list:



Possibillyty: The odds of bumping into a goat.

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The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any

word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one

letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:



Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader

who doesn't get it.



Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.



Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.



Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.



Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really

bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a

serious bummer.



Glibido: All talk and no action.



Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come

at you rapidly.



Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts

until you realize it was your money to start with.



And, best of all...

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.