Supplies !

[Bubba]

Supplies





An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at

a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile

of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of

sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of

shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of

supplies."



He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I

expect you guys to make a big dent in that there pile."



So the foreman went away for a couple hours and when he

returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the

Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"



The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the

Chinese a fella that he awasa in a charge of supplies, but

he hasa disappeared and I nocouldafinda him nowhere."



Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, And you,

I thought I told you to shovel this pile."



The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay

get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge

of supplies, boot ahcouldnay fin' him either."



The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the

pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the

Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells

"SUPPLIES"!!





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Bubba