BLOND CRUSTY CRUSTACEANS

[Ace]

I'm figuring these have to be the dumbest creatures underwater, yet.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11718069/from/RS.1/

Plus, ordering them instead of shrimp would just be stupid.  I hate deveining, but at least it's better than shaving your seafood.

I look forward to a whole new take on blond jokes, though, with their discovery:

* What's the difference between a blonde, and a crustacean..?  Ha, there isn't any!

* Ok, yes there is... The crustachean is smarter!

* I think those crustaceans used to be brunette...  

* A blonde orders blond crustaceans, and a side of sushi... "And I want that well done!" she adds.

* A shark swallows a bunch of blond crustacheans and then runs straight into a reef.

* A diver offers to bag some blond crustaceans, but they refuse.  "Oh, don't be shellfish" he tells them.

* Blond crustaceans and chicken breast are the new surf and turf for blondes.

* A blonde asks for a plate of blond crustacheans, and says "And I want dark meat."


Ace; this could be big.

[Ace]

Ok. You could poast a photo, instead.

ACe; a really big photo that will swamp anyone's dialup.... And who the heck is "Dr. Abby" anyway?  I didn't know she was a doctor.

[pat]

Man, I'm glad those things aren?t out in the big lake, they creep me out.

[Ace]

I know.  Normally, you'd think finding a blonde on the beach would be pretty cool... not not with furry claws.

Blond.. furry... claws.... hmm....

Ace; Santa?

[JimS]

A blonde thread... what a great idea!

Why didn't I think of this?

[Ace]

That's a good idea you have there, JimS.  I should try that when my wife finds a blonde hair on my shirt; I'll say "Oh, no, honey.. that's a blond thread."

Hold it.  Hold on a minute... she is blonde.  Shoot.

I guess I gotta buy a blond shirt, then.  I've got one that's yellow, but it doesn't look natural.  People used to wear hair shirts, from what I understand.  That'd be perfect.  I don't know if they washed, or shampooed, them.  I guess it's not a big difference, unless you're using a hair dryer instead of a clothes dryer after.  

I'm gonna wear a blue shirt today.  I guess there are people who have blue hair, but usually they're female and living in Florida by now.

So, anyway, good idea you guys.

Ace; I wonder if one Jim is the spokesman for the other Jims, or if they vote who goes first.  I hope they're already practicing a democracy, so we don't have to go in and kill a lot of them to establish one for them.

[JimS]

WE ARE JIMS.

See, Ace, it's kinda like the Borg on Star Trek.  We are one.  One JimS.

We think...

[Ace]

Therefore you Am.  Cogito ergo sum of the parts, huh.

I wonder if Red Lobster will serve those fuzzy white lobsters.  Maybe run a special.  Mankind likes to find something rare, and then eat it.  Like those monkeys, that are described as "tasty."  They're almost gone.  No chance would I ever sample a dang monkey, though.  And pandas are sure not going to catch on as a delicacy, unless you enjoy pushing your face into the old Big Daddy Fryer grease after running a few loads of shrimp or smelt through it.

Huh.  Food poast.  And a blonde poast.  This is like perfection, in poasting.  

Ace; practice makes perfect, if you practice perfectly.