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Terrorist Chili Attack
« on: Oct 03, 2007, 12:44 PM »

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #1 on: Oct 03, 2007, 12:50 PM »
Dodgy, indeed.  I want to know what you were searching for when you ran into THAT story...

I do believe.  Having rubbed my eye while preparing Habaneros for chili I can attest to the payload of peppers. 

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #2 on: Oct 03, 2007, 01:45 PM »
« Last Edit: Oct 03, 2007, 01:54 PM by Whizbang »

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #3 on: Oct 03, 2007, 03:20 PM »
Oh; I don't Firefox.  Shoot, I'd miss all the invasive holes and security leaks in Explorer if I was to use something like that...

You know, I've been hurt by some mild pepperoncinis...  And I actually like spicy stuff.  There are some jalapenos with a mean streak.

Ace; I'm usually uninjured by pepperjack cheese...
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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #4 on: Oct 03, 2007, 05:37 PM »
It's no wonder it took them 3 hours to find it, they were looking for something with an odour, shoot I wouldn't even know what to look for if someone told me to find an odour.

Jeez, if it smells like and it looks like it's...................

Yep, you guessed it..................odour.

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #5 on: Oct 04, 2007, 02:59 PM »
I would have thought they were looking for a wafer with potted meat since they spelled it with the "u" instead of "odor."

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #6 on: Oct 04, 2007, 03:02 PM »
"I have great ardor for odor."

Or, ardour for odour.  Actually, I'm just dour.

Ace; I've been potted while cooking meat.
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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #7 on: Oct 05, 2007, 11:59 AM »
Ace; I hope Buff and Chandler are ok.  Dodgy, but ok.

I'm fine thanks.  Not sure about Chandler though.  Luckily, I've just moved further away from London.  On the border with Wales now.

Buff;well dodgy.
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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #8 on: Oct 05, 2007, 08:43 PM »
I know of at least one old Arkie who called the wafers and potted meat "Horse Dovers."  Please understand that I am not an Arkie;  I have just lived here most of my life, about 50 years of it so far.  I got out of California before it slid into the sea, and out of Texas before cow chips become legal fireplace kindling.  Arkies use "war plars to cut faince war."  I just get my chain saw hung in it now and then.

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #9 on: Oct 06, 2007, 08:46 AM »
Well, don't look at me.  I'm not a dang Arkie either.  I guess Noah was the first.

Buff, criminy, what are you doing living near Wales?  Geez, those things are huge.  Plus, sometimes they climb right up on the beach or clog some canal, heading upstream to who knows where.  And then they have to corral them back out.  Or, bag them if they're dead.  There's more blubber on a wale than on The Biggest Loser opening.

I'd step back from the border.  Even Pat, who lives on the border of the Great Michigan Sea, doesn't have wales running around. 

Ace; I feel like playing my Tom Jones greatest hits CD tonight.
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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #10 on: Oct 06, 2007, 09:46 AM »
Buff, criminy, what are you doing living near Wales? 
I believe there are two words that explain the move, Celtic Woman.   ;)

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #11 on: Oct 06, 2007, 11:03 AM »
I've seen them! Those are those high-pitched buxom sirens who go off, like one.  Geez Louise, the dogs in Whales must be near deaf if they're screeching around the neighborhood there. 

Ace; I'd hate to take a Welsh spelling test, that's for sure. 
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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #12 on: Oct 06, 2007, 12:55 PM »
Had to move further north due to my work and the other half decided that she liked the area.  I do too, the countryside is beautiful.  Just have to watch out for those large aquatic mammals and the gangs of welshmen and their close harmony singing.  Haven't seen Tom Jones yet - just loads of sheep.  And leeks.

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Re: Terrorist Chili Attack
« Reply #13 on: Oct 07, 2007, 08:38 AM »
Leeky sheep.  Oh boy.  Plus harmonizing highway men.  Who speak a tongue that's impossible to pronounce.  You've got it all, there.  Time to curl up with a fine Welsh wine and smell the wales. 

Ace; I hate it when I run out of stereotypes, too, and have to go with a True Font. 
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