Author Topic: Hillary-i-us  (Read 651 times)

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Hillary-i-us
« on: Aug 30, 2007, 10:42 AM »
Ace walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. 

 As he waited  to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.   

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait.

And  I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."   

 Intrigued, Ace said, "OK"     

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your  IQ?"     

Ace answered, "Oh, about 164."       

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar  space travel, 

 the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.   

Ace was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a
different tack.     

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" 

This time Ace answered,  "Oh, about 100".     

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball  scores,

and what to expect the Yankees to do this weekend.       

Ace had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the  robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"     

This time Ace drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."     

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,       

"A-r-e?? y-o-u-r??  p-e-o-p-l-e??  g-o-i-n-g?? t-o??  n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e??   H-i-l-l-a-r-y?????" 
Like Grandpa used to say, "maybe there ain't nothin' wrong, but, somethin' aint' right."

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Re: Hillary-i-us
« Reply #1 on: Aug 31, 2007, 12:00 PM »
That took awhile to read, especially the ending.  I liked it, though.  I'll use it tomorrow when we have family over for the ND game.  They're all democrats, so it should work fine.  Probably wonder "Why would someone nominate Hillary Duff...?"

I could see that "Ace" guy going back one more time, and saying "My IQ is 25" and have the robot respond, "So, how do you like being a Jester?"

Ace; a basketball team of Jesters is known as "Maroon 5"
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