Great Truths

[Ace]

Wasn't there an urban myth about superglueing toilet seats in the mall or stores and people couldn't get up...?  Shoot, my wife wouldn't believe me if I did yell that I was glued to the toilet.  She thinks I live in there anyway. 

You gluing your feet, or hands?  Glueing?  How the heck do you spell glueing? You know, I was just thinking that playing "Twister" with you would be a unique experience.  Or "patty cake." 

Ace; remind me if we meet not to shake hands.

[scuzzy]

You must be referring to this: Colorado Man Sues Home Depot

And no, it wasn't me. But I sort of have an idea of how he felt. Well not really, but sort of. I can't imagine how much acetone it took to correct that problem. And what about the poor fools that got stuck doing that job?

Scuzzy; Hey Joe, looks like we're gonna need another stick of dynomite.