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Offline Ace

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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2007, 02:18 PM »
Wasn't there an urban myth about superglueing toilet seats in the mall or stores and people couldn't get up...?  Shoot, my wife wouldn't believe me if I did yell that I was glued to the toilet.  She thinks I live in there anyway. 

You gluing your feet, or hands?  Glueing?  How the heck do you spell glueing? You know, I was just thinking that playing "Twister" with you would be a unique experience.  Or "patty cake." 

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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2007, 02:31 PM »
You must be referring to this: Colorado Man Sues Home Depot

And no, it wasn't me. But I sort of have an idea of how he felt. Well not really, but sort of. I can't imagine how much acetone it took to correct that problem. And what about the poor fools that got stuck doing that job?

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