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Oklahoma joke

Started by n/a, December 07, 2000, 21:04 hrs

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Two Oklahoma boys were playing football when one of the boys was attacked by a rabid rottweiler.



Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.



The Lawton Constitution reporter hears of the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.



"YOUNG SOONER FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL" he starts writing in his notebook.



"But I'm not a sooner fan," the little hero replies.



"Sorry, since we are in Oklahoma, I just assumed you were." says the reporter, and he starts writing again.



"O-STATE COWBOY FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK," he jots in his notebook.



"But I'm not an OSU fan either." the boy responds.



"I assumed everyone in the state of Oklahoma was either for the Sooners or the Cowboys. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.



"I'm a Texas Longhorn fan," the boy says.



The reporter opens a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "LITTLE REDNECK RETARD KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET."







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