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Clinton Staffers At The Gates

Started by Pete, March 01, 2001, 16:51 hrs

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Saint Peter is standing duty at the Pearly Gates, when who shouldshow up but 40 White House staffers from the Clinton Administration.



Saint Peter: "What do you want?



Them: "We want in."



Saint Peter: "Wait here.  I'll have to go talk to God about this



Saint Peter departs briefly and goes to see God.



Saint Peter: "God, there are 40 Clinton staffers at the Pearly Gates.They want in.  What do I do?"



God: "We've never had that many Clinton staffers at one timebefore.Go tell them, 40 Clinton staffers at one time are too many.  Tellthemwe'll take 5 now, and the other 35 can try again later."



Saint Peter: "Roger that, God."



Saint Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates.  Upon arriving,heimmediately turns around and runs back to see God again--at flank speed.



Saint Peter: "God!  God!  They're not there any more!"



God: "The 40 Clinton staffers?"



Saint Peter: "No!  The Pearly Gates!"



















Saint Peter is standing duty at the Pearly Gates, when whoshouldshow up but 40 White House staffers from the Clinton Administration.



Saint Peter: "What do you want?



Them: "We want in."



Saint Peter: "Wait here.  I'll have to go talk to God about this



Saint Peter departs briefly and goes to see God.



Saint Peter: "God, there are 40 Clinton staffers at the Pearly Gates.They want in.  What do I do?"



God: "We've never had that many Clinton staffers at one timebefore.Go tell them, 40 Clinton staffers at one time are too many.  Tellthemwe'll take 5 now, and the other 35 can try again later."



Saint Peter: "Roger that, God."



Saint Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates.  Upon arriving,heimmediately turns around and runs back to see God again--at flank speed.



Saint Peter: "God!  God!  They're not there any more!"



God: "The 40 Clinton staffers?"



Saint Peter: "No!  The Pearly Gates!"















Pete
Pete