Calendar Blurb

[Whizbang]

This was on the pic for November on my daughter's wall calendar.

Let me get this straight.  I'm supposed to pay money for a dead tree, not get freaked out by a fat man in a red suit, and eat candy out of my socks??

[Bill]

And breaking into my house!
Ho ho ho

Bill

[scuzzy]

Holy cow. I'd have to take a burglary in my district every 1/1000th of a second.

Scuzzy; I don't know that I can load my gun quite that fast.