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Started by Pete, April 20, 2001, 22:20 hrs

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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realizedthat if they continued in the usual manner they were going to

blow up the whole world.  One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.  They would have

five years to breed thebest fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled todominate the world.

The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and ottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest

meanest Siberian wolves.  They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave

him all the milk.  Afterfive years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen.  Its cageneeded steel bars

that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal.  It was a nine foot long Dachshund.  

Everyonefelt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the

Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog.  

TheRussian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund.  But,when it got close enough to bite

the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.

There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.  The ussians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief.  "We

don't understand how this could have happened.  We hadour best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and

ottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." "That'snothing," an American replied.  "We had our

best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realizedthat if they continued in the usual manner they were going to

blow up the whole world.  One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.  They would have

five years to breed thebest fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled todominate the world.

The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and ottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest

meanest Siberian wolves.  They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave

him all the milk.  Afterfive years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen.  Its cageneeded steel bars

that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal.  It was a nine foot long Dachshund.  

Everyonefelt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the

Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog.  

TheRussian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund.  But,when it got close enough to bite

the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.

There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.  The ussians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief.  "We

don't understand how this could have happened.  We hadour best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and

ottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." "That'snothing," an American replied.  "We had our

best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

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Pete
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