Author Topic: The Poasters Software/Music/Video Download Guide  (Read 1116 times)

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The Poasters Software/Music/Video Download Guide
« on: Jul 04, 2003, 02:01 PM »
This is the definative Poasters download guide...

The question of how to download software, music or videos comes up frequently here at Poasters.  There are two ways to do this:

1) "Shops".  In many towns and cities there are places called "shops" where people in the olden days used to get given goods for free, in exchange for strange screwed up pieces of paper.  Believe it or not, there are "shops" which give you music, films or even computer software.  All you have to do is take some scruffy pieces of paper in with you (I believe that it was called "money" or "cash" years ago) and give it to a nice person behind a desk.  In exchange for this you will be given stuff for free.  The advantage of this method is that you get the thing that you want immediately.

2) KmAyPb is a file sharing program, you stands for Kiss My [sounds like a type of donkey] You Pikey [illegitimate child].  You will be able to spend weeks of your time downloading a virus or porno film instead of what you want, which I think makes it all the more worthwhile.  Then, when you send the virus to your friends you will get the honour of numerous expletives being yelled in your direction.  If you want to screw even more people of their money, then KmAyPb *Lite* 2.0 is even better since the "authors" have hacked KmAyPb and called it their own software.

I hope that this answers any questions you may want to ask at Poasters about illegally obtaining material.  Any future poasts about this matter will be deleted, and there is a chance that the user will be removed from Poasters and their ISP and if nescessary local authorities will be contacted.